A little Government joke I came up with

The President invited all of the government agencies to his birthday party.He sent everyone an invite with an RSVP of either “Confirm” or “Deny”.His cabinet told him “Sure, we’ll be there, but we must advise you to make the party fun!”The Secret Service replied “We follow you around anyway, so we might as well.”Congress took a vote and decided, via a two-thirds majority, that they will be attending.The FBI responded “We will have to do some investigating into our schedule to see if we can fit it it.”The CIA only looked at the RSVP, started sweating, and told the President “You really couldn’t have worded this any differently?”