Putin comes to a barber for a haircut.

He sits down, the barber takes his scissors and gets to work. Right before he starts, he asks “How are matters in Ukraine, Mr. President?” Then, a minute later “Is the army fighting well?” Then “How are the Navy operations?” A few more questions like that… at last, Putin snaps:Putin: Listen, what’s with all the Ukraine questions?! Does the war really interest you so much?!Barber: No, not really. It’s just so much easier to cut your hair while it stands up.