A young woman is being audited by the IRS

A young woman is being audited by the IRS.She asks her accountant for advice about the in person meeting with the agents.He tells her, “Wear your worst, most run down clothing. Let them think you have absolutely nothing.”Then she asked her attorney who tells her the opposite, “Don’t let them intimidate you for a moment. Be confident and wear the absolute nicest dress you have.”Confused by the response she sought out her local rabbi and explained the situation.The rabbi told her, “Let me tell you a story. There was once a woman who was about to be married. She asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. He mother said ‘Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that conceals your entire body.’ But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. ‘Wear your most revealing lingerie and leave the least bit to the imagination possible.'”The woman asked, “And rabbi, how does this story relate to my situation with the IRS?”• ⁠The rabbi said, “My dear, it doesn’t matter what you wear, you are about to get fucked.”