Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro…..

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, halts them and sternly declares, “It’s illegal to cram five people into a Quattro. ‘Quattro’ means four.”The Englishman, incredulous, retorts, “Quattro is just the name of the car! Check the papers: it’s designed for five.””You can’t pull that one on me,” replies Paddy. “Quattro means four. You’ve got five folks in there; it’s against the law.”The Englishman, now irate, demands, “Get your supervisor! I need someone with more intelligence!”Paddy quips back, “Sorry, Murphy’s tied up with two blokes in a Fiat Uno.