Help me find a joke

I heard one a few months back about a guy trying to pick up a flight attendant using various airline slogans until she cusses him out and he replies “you must work for (airline).” I can’t for the life of me remember the slogans, nor the airline from the punch line…American or United? I’m flying out on American tomorrow morning and wanted a smirk on my face that the cabin crew won’t understand.