One day, a high ranking army general was sent to a post at a remote army base in the middle of the desert.

When the general arrived at the base, the sergeant showed him around. The sergeant showed the general the mess hall, the latrines, the barracks, an so on. As the sergeant was giving the general the tour, they passed by a camel that was tied up behind a tent. The general asked the sergeant, “What is that camel doing there?”The sergeant replied, “Well Sir, there are no women on the base, and sometimes the men get horny.”The general replied, “That is disgusting!”The sergeant said, “Well Sir, you might feel that way now, but after a few weeks here, you might understand.”The general said, “I would never do that!”The sergeant replied, “Okay Sir, but if you change your mind, the camel is there, and you are welcome to use her anytime you want.”A couple weeks later, the general was getting horny. He had not been laid for a long time. He said to himself, “Fuck it! Where is that God damned camel?”The general went and found the camel behind the tent. The camel was tall, so the general had to place a small step ladder behind it, and climb on top to be able to reach the camel’s pussy. He pulled his dick out of his pants, closed his eyes, and slowly started inserting his dick into the camel’s pussy. The general said, “Oh, this isn’t so bad,”… he started sliding it in and out, “This is actually pretty good,”…,”Holy shit! THIS IS AWESOME!!!” The general was fucking living the shit out of the camel, when the sergeant came around the corner with a platoon of soldiers. They all stopped, and stared in a state of shock. The sergeant yelled, “General, what on earth are you doing?”The general replied, “Well, you said I could use the camel anytime I wanted. Am I doing it wrong? Am I being too rough?”The sergeant answered, “Sir, we do not fuck the camel! We ride it into town and go to the local whore house!”