Joke I heard a few weeks ago but couldn’t find on reddit, At the end of the tax year, an IRS officer was sent to check the books of a local hospital.

As the officer is checking the books, he turns to the head of the hospital and asks, “You buy a lot of bandages, what do you do with the pieces at the end which are too small to be of any use?”.”Well”, responds the head, “We do not like to waste here at the hospital, so we save up those pieces and send it back to the factory where we buy them from, and every so often they send us a free roll”. The officer, perplexed by this good response, asks again after a few moments, “what about the plasters you buy, what do you do with what’s left over after treating a patient?” Once again, the head responds, “Well, any plaster left over is sent back to the factory we buy it from, and every so often they send us back a free package of plaster”.The officer, clearly distraught that he cannot catch out the head of the hospital, decides to push with a curveball. “Tell me, what do you do with the left overs from circumcisions?”The head takes a moment, and informs the IRS officer, “well, we save up all the pieces and send it to the IRS, and about once a year they send us back a complete dick”