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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”

“”Melons,” the blonde replies.”Cool,” the guy says.”If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them”

What do you think?

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile, and I’m so angry about her lies.

Joke I heard a few weeks ago but couldn’t find on reddit, At the end of the tax year, an IRS officer was sent to check the books of a local hospital.